in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
i will piss on your sofa
i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.
one time my sister was working at home depot and got called down to help handle an outrageously angry man returning a lawnmower and it was our dad
you could read this from right to left or left to right and it doesnt matter. it doesnt matter
Please cum all over my face